{"id":231,"date":"2016-10-16T18:50:59","date_gmt":"2016-10-16T22:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/?page_id=231"},"modified":"2016-10-16T18:50:59","modified_gmt":"2016-10-16T22:50:59","slug":"trash-day-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/stories\/trash-day-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Trash Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Trash Day <\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Jen forgot to put the trash out. \u00a0It was all there&#8211;every little scrap: wrappers, boxes, cans, bottles, pieces of string, dust balls, dead crickets, dead cricket legs, paper&#8211;all of it. \u00a0\u00a0It was the 45th time this year, that she\u2019d missed trash day&#8211;45 weeks&#8211;only seven more pick ups left \u00a0in 2016.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI\u2019ll remember next week,\u201d she said out loud to no one. \u201cI\u2019ll write myself a note&#8211;a reminder.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">She went to her desk for pen and paper. \u00a0She wrote: \u00a0TRASH DAY, Tuesday and took the note into the kitchen. \u00a0\u00a0She placed it on the refrigerator door using a butterfly magnet to hold it in place&#8211;next to 44 other slips of paper.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a9 Glenda Kotchish<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">October 16, 2016<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trash Day Jen forgot to put the trash out. \u00a0It was all there&#8211;every little scrap: wrappers, boxes, cans, bottles, pieces of string, dust balls, dead crickets, dead cricket legs, paper&#8211;all of it. \u00a0\u00a0It was the 45th time this year, that she\u2019d missed trash day&#8211;45 weeks&#8211;only seven more pick ups left \u00a0in 2016. &nbsp; \u201cI\u2019ll remember &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/stories\/trash-day-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trash Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":33,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-231","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=231"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":233,"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/231\/revisions\/233"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/33"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/glendakotchish.com\/dir\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}